had a good laugh with the following mental jelly beans taken from "Practical Intelligence" by Karl Albrecht

Here are some from Steven Wright:

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?"

"Is there another word for synonym?"


Here are some from George Carlin:

"Where is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"In California there's a hot-line for people in denial. So far, no one has called."