Am at work, when I overheard these jokes over my cubicle. Each was asked to a fellow collegued. Followed by moans and hysterical laughter from the one who gave the joke.

If I ever gave these jokes, I suppose I would also break up in hysterical laughter... -_-'''

Enjoy!

What is a zebra?

An animal that escape from jail.


What nails can you not hammer?

Finger-nails.


What does Mozart do when he is dead?

De-composing.


When are cats and dogs most scared?

When its raining dogs and cats.