ganbatene, baka inu
"focus your eyes on me! i said focus your eyes on me! Don't look at other people!"
"i am trying to find the shop."
-- ths couple talking behind me while i was walking through the crowded walkways of suntec

i thought it was very humourous. i was wondering what was going through the guy's mind... "i am trying to find the shop... (actually i am looking at all the other chio bus... chio. yes. no. no. yes. *looks at girlfriend*: no......)" ah well. the thoughts of the normal guy i guess...

after that, i got approached by a young lady from prudential selling policies (again)... filled out the questionaire... then she started the usual interrogation...

girl: where you working? (do i look that old??)
me: i am a student.
girl: oh where?
me: nus.
girl: oh i was from nus too, what fac? (really???)
me: arts.
girl: do you have a bank account? (duh...)
me: yes.
girl: are you working part time? (sounding worried...)
me: no.
girl: how much do you save a month? (sounding desperate...)
me: i dun save.
*stare stare* *expression changes*
*i tried to force a laugh*
girl: can you please help me buy a savings plan? (in girlish plea)
me *laugh again*: no.

all the while she was speaking so professionally until that last part. erm... "help you buy?" you mean help you earn your commission while i have to continually give money away to a company who god knows what do with it? its just funny how people can use all sorts of tactics to get you to buy things... the girlish pleas.. the coy act... flutter eyebrows... pout their lips... simply throwing themselves at you... wait... i make it sound as if its a bad thing. still... its not professional. sale people like her wont even make it through the first interview rounds for the apprentice.

time to tok about gm again. read his blog. was so surprised to see him hugging two not-too-bad looking girls. always thought he was some lonesome despo... guess i was wrong. haha!!! he does have the charm... i just wonder how drunk were the girls when they agreed to take a photo with him. kiddin bro! kiddin... i just wish i could be in your position too... haha!!! hands around a slender hip, caressing her curvy contours, smelling her fragrant hair, my manly chest barely brushing her feminine bossom... okay. stop stop! too much fantasizing liao....

help. lifes to interesting for me to handle.
1 Response
  1. Anonymous Says:

    Knn...wat's the problem with you? Wat lonesome despo? That is you lor...haha...

    GM