hey people. i was reading a book. love this segment where there are allegedly some graffiti on some wall. here are some of the humourous ones. have fun!
God is dead. -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -- God
Prepare to meet God! (jacket and tie, no jeans)
We should hang all extremists!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Jesus saves! (but Gretzky tips in the rebound).
Bad spellers of the world, Untie!
Reality is for those who cannot handle booze or drugs.
Mickey Mouse is a rat!
Dreink wet cement and get really stoned.
i'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I can't stand intolerance.
Sex education is interesting but i never get any homework.
I'm schizophrenic. (so am I. That makes four of us.)
Power corrupts. Absolute power is even more fun.
Done't look up here! the joke is in your hands! [written above a urinal]
My dad says they don't work. [written on contraceptive vending machine]
God is dead. (our God is alive, sorry to hear about yours)
58 percent of all deaths are fatal.
There is no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks.
Lassie kills chickens.
Jesus saves! (even more thatn the superstore?)
Mary had a little lanb, and boy, was she surprised.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Orville was Wright.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Time is nature's way of keeping everthing from happening at once.
The hangman lets us down.
My inferiority complexes are not as good as yours.
I wrote on this wall because it was here.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead cow.
Mona Lisa was framed.
Chicken Man has a fowl mouth.
You're never alone with schizophrenia.
God loves you.
(God won't love you for destroying someone's preperty by writing on it.)
Schizophrenia Rules, OK OK!
Horse pwer rules, Neigh, Neigh.
Wet Paitn (this is not an instruction)
Hypochondrea is the one disease that I don't have.
Arrange the following words into a well-known phrase or saying: off piss
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I....
Absolute zero is cool.
God is dead. -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -- God
Prepare to meet God! (jacket and tie, no jeans)
We should hang all extremists!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Jesus saves! (but Gretzky tips in the rebound).
Bad spellers of the world, Untie!
Reality is for those who cannot handle booze or drugs.
Mickey Mouse is a rat!
Dreink wet cement and get really stoned.
i'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I can't stand intolerance.
Sex education is interesting but i never get any homework.
I'm schizophrenic. (so am I. That makes four of us.)
Power corrupts. Absolute power is even more fun.
Done't look up here! the joke is in your hands! [written above a urinal]
My dad says they don't work. [written on contraceptive vending machine]
God is dead. (our God is alive, sorry to hear about yours)
58 percent of all deaths are fatal.
There is no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks.
Lassie kills chickens.
Jesus saves! (even more thatn the superstore?)
Mary had a little lanb, and boy, was she surprised.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Orville was Wright.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Time is nature's way of keeping everthing from happening at once.
The hangman lets us down.
My inferiority complexes are not as good as yours.
I wrote on this wall because it was here.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead cow.
Mona Lisa was framed.
Chicken Man has a fowl mouth.
You're never alone with schizophrenia.
God loves you.
(God won't love you for destroying someone's preperty by writing on it.)
Schizophrenia Rules, OK OK!
Horse pwer rules, Neigh, Neigh.
Wet Paitn (this is not an instruction)
Hypochondrea is the one disease that I don't have.
Arrange the following words into a well-known phrase or saying: off piss
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I....
Absolute zero is cool.